A thread of *just fucking don’t*

• Don’t take a screenshot of your seeds. Can’t believe I need to say that.
• Don’t write it somewhere casually and get to it eventually
• Don’t tell anyone it, even if they’re in a support chat and you’re sure they work for Binance.
• Don’t leverage, I know you think you’re smart, but don’t do that.
• Don’t go ass to pussy, once you’ve moved on to butt hole — you’ve committed. UTI’s kill.
• Don’t click links in your DM’s, I trust you to talk to people but don’t lose your mind and fall for dumb shit.
• If you get an email from an exchange asking you to do something or telling you about something, open your exchange independently, clicking links and signing in is reckless
• Don’t take out a loan to buy crypto, it’s risky enough without involving payday loans. It’s why we don’t skydive holding alligators. Risk quota achieved already.
• Don’t do your crypto research all in one place, especially coin specific subs or apps meant for preteen girl’s to learn choreography.

There’s more but these are the absolute basics, if I get too in depth we’ll end up in a debate about the few times it can pan out.

Edit: Good morning lol, I did not expect this to blow up, thank you for all the awards and upvotes. I wrote this in a minute flat and the threads I put effort in didn’t do half as well so.. who could have known ????