advice from a “professional crypto trader”

• Always sell at the bottom

• If someone tells you to diamond hand sell everything you own out of spite

• If it looks like a scam that’s what the masses want you to think, be a lion amongst the sheep and buy “officialshitcoin”

• The cheaper the coin is the better the investment

• Market cap doesn’t exist

• 69/420 are extremely funny numbers

• I’m not in crippling debt

FIN