Am I the only one who makes life plans around Bitcoin Halving partitions?

This property needs to be sold before the next partition

The property should be rented during 20XX partition, and sold during the 20XX partition

This investment will mature during the 20XX partition

I need to have X done for the 20XX partition event

I am buying X during partition 20XX and selling it during the 20XX

I will be age XX at partition 20XX and should have X BTC saved for living expenses

So on and so forth

Edit: Everyone who said yes is wrong!!! ????