Anyone know how to turn USD into transferable ETH fast?

EDIT: SOLUTION FOUND

TLDR Using my BoA debit card (note: my JP Morgan Chase debit won't work, and both Chase and BoA have a blanket ban on using credit cards to purchase crypto) to buy ETH on Kucoin using Banax as an onramp worked. Within a few hours, I was able to get my ETH, and xfer it out of Kucoin into an external wallet (my metamask account.) So that is what finally worked.

After trying almost ten different apps, exchanges, wallets, etc.... after making dozens of test purchases and attempted transfers... I have finally found the fastest method which works in a total of a few hours. Most of the methods suggested here don't work, they take ~6 days. People are either mislead, they are misunderstanding the question, or they already have an established account so they think it's instant. Coinbase, coinbase pro, crypto.com, these all take 6 days to transfer crypto to an outside wallet. Only in-house trading of various currencies within that very same platform is instant. You can not actually withdraw, ie transfer the coin to an outside wallet, until 6 days. Moonpay didn't work, wyre didn't work, tried so many onramps. Your mileage may vary. I'm in the USA, in a non-prohibited state (and yet it didn't work)

The above stated TLDR method is what ultimately worked, after dozens of methods attempted.

Original post:

Anyone know how to get ETH (using USD) into metamask quickly, within the day? Using debit through wyre etc isn't working in app, or browser. Keeps saying failed, even after hours of trouble shooting, using different debit cards, etc. Transaction fails both through wyre and app (trandask?)

I've bought some ETH in coinbase using USD (debit card), but it can't be transferred to another wallet, like the metamask wallet, for ~6 days, which is too slow.

If anyone has any insight or advice on this, it would be much appreciated.

tldr trying to turn dollars into transferable ETH (transferable from wallet to wallet) within 24 hours Transactions in metamask not working Anyone know other methods? Need my dollars to turn into ETH in mm asap! :/