Bitcoin might possibly be an alien currency

Just some food for thought, what if Bitcoin is alien technology. Isnt it a little bit odd that noone knows who Satoshi Nakamoto is? Maybe it is the first step to actual contact, making us getting used to their basic technology.

• Their monetary system is far superior to ours.

• Why do we all want to go to the moon so bad? Is it something they planted in our head to make us get used to their homeplanet?

• We all love green charts, guess what else is green????????????

• Aliens love to probe us in the butt, maybe they feel guilty and want to pay us in return? A coin for the butt, Buttcoin??????????

• Strong supporters of the coin actually shooting lasers from their eyes, that shit is not humanlike as far as I know off.

The signs are there...its just a matter of time befo