Crypto - the art of seduction

Scenario:

You’re at a bar and look up to see a dreamboat sitting across from you.

They’re out of your league, but who isn’t. You watch eagerly from a distance as you throw back a few rums.

Your stares are borderline creepy, but they haven’t noticed you exist.

Suddenly, a wave of rum-induced confidence comes over you. You decide to go for it and shoot your shot.

Springing to your feet, you stride over excitedly, thinking about the sweet, sweet coitus that possibly awaits you.

All you know is crypto. Your best play is to shill one token/coin. You have one chance to land them.

What crypto do you seduce them with, and what’s your pitch/pick up line?