Describe a coin in one sentence and others will try to guess what it is

The point is to try and describe the essence of the coin in one sentence.

Remember:

• Don't use the coins name in the description.

• Don't take it personally if it's your favorite coin and someone described it negatively.

• You can describe the best or worst part about the coin

• Shitcoins are totally welcome here as well of course.

I'll go first: "With this coin, a transaction sometimes costs more than the amount of coin you're trying to transfer".

(I need a break from staring at those charts all the time).