Don't buy every dip, buy the dips that count

I've bought the dip! Went in on this juicy dip! Cleaned up this dip! All over this dip like a rash in a clinic! Going hard on this dip like drunk lone hunting man in a bar at 4am! Bought the dip harder than my ex rebounded!

Every single correction, dip, drop, you name it, the advice is the same from this sub, buy the dip! Must be nice for those with ample financial clout, but for the majority who have limited disposable DCA cash on the side, it's about being patient and buying the right dip.

Don't be the jabronni who buys hard at the first sight of a dip, and is then left trembling and shafting his willy wally in despair as you're into the 4th dip that you couldn't buy, which would've been more profitable.

Hold your cash on the side and be patient. Wait for a dip that isn't "the same level as 4 days ago". The whales are patient, the whales will fucking stare at you in the eye as you take a slow dump on the bog, so do the same. Wait for opportunities rather than splooging at the first sign of red. These corrections happen time and time and time again, these 30+ market downsings are part of the market, that's when you buy.