ETH Needs a Hero – Vitalik to the Rescue (at the White House)

Alright so Vitalik was invited to the crypto summit at the White House which is happening today

For context the summit will focus on discussing the Trump admins crypto policy - like the strategic bitcoin reserve and other digital asset matters. The event itself is bullish for crypto because its the first time ever that crypto industry leaders will be at the White House talking about crypto - and literally with the government

Trump wants to make the US the "crypto capital of the world" - hence the crypto reserve and the new digital asset stockpile along positive regulatory frameworks for digital assets

Now ETH isnt having an awesome time in the market... But that could change!!!!! Vitalik is one of the guests at the crypto summit today and he might just carry a possible ETH rally on his back - if he plays his cards right

Heres what he should do:

1. Show up (lmao)
2. Not wear weird shit
3. This is the most important point so bear with me now. If he gets a chance to speak - he should say Ethereum is the most optimal framework for institutional development and its currently the safest platform for all types of builders and the ideal network for storing government assets

If theres a good impression of ETH - unlimited green dildos will be printed