Follow these easy steps and you will be fine

You heard right. BTC fall from 35k resistance line. Now it is hard to predict where will it land. But I wrote an easy to follow guide for you that can really help:

1. There will be cries of pain and despair everywhere. people will shout "fuck BTC" "I am dead" "crypto is scam" and likes of that. You are a Bull. Enjoy them like they are music. Think of them as your battle cry.

2. You are bull. Red should make you horny. Look at the chart. Everything is red. Time for you to attack!

3. Normal uneducated Bulls dont know what is DCA but you do. you are not any Bull. You are a bitBull. So use it. Wait for BTC to hit a target of your choice. (Somewhere near 30000$) Then DCA the fuck out of it.

4. Store what you bought somewhere safe. Then go enjoy your life. Do what ordinary bulls do. Spend time with your family. Forget about your investment. Charts are bad for a Bulls health. Stay away from them.

5. After a year or so come back and enjoy your investment. When you hear even your dead grandma wants to buy BTC, when this sub again have 10000 post per day shilling and cheering for shitty coins, that would be a good time.

6. Sell at the highest price possible. Dont mind those who are saying it will hit 1000000 in a year. They are either morons or thieves.

7. Repeat above steps and be a proud and wealthy bull. Remember, bulls don't have hands to be from paper, they have hoofs. "Hoofs are stronk"

8. Repeat above steps as needed. Who said cows can't invest?