For what would you sell your Crypto holdings for!?

Everybody has different goals and aims for why they are investing in Crypto. For some its a stand against centralization, some believe in the technology and some are eyeing for the gains only. So, i wanna know what you people think is a good enough reason to sell your crypto for.

I would sell my entire portfolio for a pillow that has a permanent cold side.

Edit : The downvoting is serious many of the comments are in negative i dont know why but i will give one upvote to all.