Get In While The Gettin's Good

For the past few years, I've seen a lot of generational sourness aimed at Boomies. While the resentment can certainly be justified to an extent, now is the time to take advantage of a massive market downturn. Stonks, crypto, and other key assets are all taking a huge hit. The door is open, younger generations! Redirect your energy and start dollar cost averaging now! Time and market levels are on your side...for the time being. Don't let a good crisis go to waste! Turn up your couch cushions, live humbly and invest, invest, invest! Get in now, and get in HARD. Otherwise, you'll have no room to bitch. In the overused parlance of this era, LFG!!