"Great" New "Features" hit the Safemoon Wallet

Safemoon have dropped some new features on their all-new Safemoon Wallet, years in the making. Let’s go through some of the much touted features shall we. (the usernames are hidden for dignity). I also considered making this a comedy, but I wanted to add a much more serious message at the end.

1. Safemoon announces the big feature of allowing users to buy the most basic and mainstream of tokens: BTC & DOGE. Literally two of the very oldest coins are finally available for purchase through the Safemoon wallet.

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1. They also have new advanced authentication features in the Safemoon wallet. In fact, so advanced it’s gone back in time and regressed to username and password. Who needs a seed phrase and private keys anyway? And users are loving it.

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1. Price data is always accurate, more accurate than the best aggregators around.

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1. Users are clearly loving the features and having a great time.

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1. There is overwhelming positivity from the community.

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1. Let’s see what the community poll says.

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Now there was sarcasm here, but the fact is memecoins get a lot of people into crypto. Kinda sad that these people had to take such a loss. Safemoon V2 holders are down 85% from the initial list price. And this is just V2. Safemoon initially had a V1 where the majority of investors bought at ATH’s when it was pumped by many celebs and influencers, and investors had already lost 5-20% of their investment on that token alone before it went to zero.

And all of that is besides all the hijinks of:

1. A 100% sales tax on V1 tokens after V2 was released, essentially just stealing the money of those who forgot to transition to V2.
2. A 10% buy/sell fee.
3. A 2% transfer fee.

The sub members just seem so depressed but are still holding on for an impossible hope of a good/better Safemoon. But. Financial freedom is also financial responsibility.