Guide) How to become a great farmer ... on Reddit

Hello moon farmers! Are you here for a quick buck? You are most likely doing it wrong if you are doing any of the following:

1. Spending more than 5 minutes creating your post. Original content die in New after 5 minutes due to downvote spamming.
2. Coming up with interesting infographics and/or doing research. People don't like to look at content that is actually well-made. Rather, they'll downvote it straight to hell because it'll make their shitposts look like shit posts.
3. Building projects and sharing its progress. Similar to 2), when people see posts with effort in it, they downvote it. Don't put effort in to anything!

Prerequisites:

- Make sure your account farms karma from karma circlejerking subs so that you gain enough karma to post here. Remember! you want to be lazy - start from your beginnings.

- Do you come from r/wallstreetbets? Then show it off! We have alot of moon farmers joining r/cc after the recent spike in moon prices. Use diamond hands for you avatar. It add professionality as a moon farmer.

What posts to make:

- Did you see that post on Hot that got 1.5k upvotes? That's a whooping ~500 moons! You can sure achieve the same thing by simply copy pasting the content and changing bits a pieces. For example, say a post with this title made it to Hot: "I sold all my Moons to buy a Lambo!". Now, all you have to change is only two words at maximum. So, your post should read: "I sold my Lambo to buy my Moons!"

- Feel good self-story posts. It doesn't matter if the story is true. Say your ____coin helped you out during your or your parent's/sister's/brother-in-law's/dog's ____disease. Did it not get any upvotes? Simply change the coin name, the person benefitting from it and the disease. Voila! Infinitely spammable shit content. As a plus, you're not only selling off your dignity but also your acquaintances!

- Whine about moons. Surely you're different from all those moon farmers right? You're the woke redditor who wants to bring about good changes to r/cc, not here for the moons right? Claim that you're not interested in moons and bash everyone else about moon farming.

- Posts with absolutely shit analogies that show lack of research. Call cryptocurrencies "Bitcoin", claim moon farming to be "PoW", etc... You know what I mean. This helps distinguish you as a shitposter, which will get you upvotes!

What comments to make:

- Lazy, copy-pasted comments like "I agree", "Bitcoin is here to last", "cryptocurrency is the future", or "moons to the moon!" will be your go-to.

- Grammatical mistakes are a must. You must show that you're busy. Truly, if you are shiposting, you need to spam as fast as possible.

- If someone points out how you are a low-quality moon farmer, ignore them. Those puny mortals don't have anything to do to stop you.

Other tips:

- Downvote everything and anything you see. In fact, the higher quality the post is, the more downvotes it should get. You want your post to survive in this sea of shitposts.

- Pretend you're different from others. Claim that you're not here for the moons, not here for the quick cents, but here for a cause - but when someone asks you about your knowledge of cryptocurrencies, hide behind that anonymity and move on.

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Disclaimer: I am certain that the targets of this post will comment something along the lines of "so you'Re NoT hErE foR MooNS?" - Yes, I am here for moons, but at least I'll put some effort into them. Also, if you don't know what sarcasm is, this post might not be for you.

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