I bought SHIB on a complete whim, for shits and giggles, and it just happened to be the day before Coinbase picked it up... I had no idea that that was going to happen...
I am now an unstoppable crypto juggernaut. Jerry, my local Lambo guy, is already blowing up my phone saying he wants to show me what he's got.
I'm scared. What do I do with this wealth? Do I need to move to the Cayman Islands? I heard that was a thing. What type of boat should I accidentally crash? All I know is what I've read of this sub, I think I'm fucked.
OH GOD IT'S SO LONELY AT THE TOP
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