Here is how you can get rich in crypto.

1. Be a rich and famous shitposter on popular social media sites.

2. Buy a large stake in a low priced shitcoin.

3. Shitpost about the coin to draw attention.

4. Wait till enough noobs FOMO.

5. Pull the rug slowly. If you dump everything, people will notice and won't fall for your next trap.

6. Profit and repeat.

This is 100% financial advice.

Edit: People seem to be stuck at step 1. It is really easy. All you have to do is have rich parents and use their money to start your tech company. After you get rich, getting famous is very easy. Do memes and pop culture references. Noobs will admire you for this and become your stan.