Hold onto Your Unicorns, Folks: Ether’s Getting a Glow-up and Token Hoarders Are Already Throwing Confetti

Oh, the excitement in the world of cryptocurrency! Ethereum just went through a massive network upgrade called "the merge," and its supporters are claiming it’ll make transactions greener than Kermit the Frog. Naturally, ether prices have taken a nosedive after skyrocketing ahead of the event, making it as unpredictable as ever.