I bought Shiba Inu for the good of the community

After seeing the non-stop discussion of Shiba inu and watching the price skyrocket day after day... I did something I told myself I would never do. I bought millions of Shiba Inu.

Truthfully, I feel kinda dirty but i did it for the good of crypto. I threw an amount in I felt comfortable losing and it's already down. My evil plan has worked. My measly investment into Shiba has been noticed by the crypto gods. Prepare for the bloodbath folks- for I am the bringer of doom.

Red candles here we come.

Update aprox 2 hours in: It's working boys! My $143 purchase is now worth $111.91. My biggest bags are up 3.5% and 3.4% in the past hour. I might sacrifice another hundred or so to make my big bags go even higher.

Update aprox 4 hours in: started from $143 down to $99.93. I apologize to anyone getting rekt. But it had to be done. I'm riding this bitch down to $0.000000000000000000.