I finally have wife changing money

It finally happened. I know it’s what we all dream about, but I finally have wife changing money! And it’s all thanks to this glorious dip and my investment strategies! I do remember they always said that the bear market is where the true riches are made. They were right.

They say I’m one in a million. That it can’t happen to just anyone. But I’m here to remind you to not give up hope, it’s never too late! We are still young. So much life to live. We are still early!

Yep, I did it. I made it. I lost all my money from this bear market and the Luna crash. My wife said it was the last straw and left me, divorce papers are in, and I am now free to change my wife. Just think, someday you could be as lucky as me. I have achieved the crypto dream within a dream. Wife changing money.

TL:DR - Dreams do come true. I have wife changing money.