I have no idea what’s going on about this “crash”. I look into my coinbase and I have the same amount of bitcoin that I’ve always had????

The US dollar is extremely volatile against bitcoin

Edit: thought this wasn’t needed to say, but this whole statement is half sarcasm/a joke. Please stop giving ‘advice’ on keeping coins on an exchange.

Edit 2: just as a second reminder, and if you cant read the words in edit 1, a) you might need some basic educational help, b) please don’t spend the time to write a reply about my keys, it’s a joke.