I might be losing it

I might be losing my mind. I was literally talking to my portfolio, but not in a nice way. Scroll by see ADA I love you, you look like shit but I love you. Not like your worthless friend over here, looking at you ANKR. Get your shit together Matic you look like dirty mike and the boys. Wtf, BTC I walk away for one moment and all the kids look like shit. What do you mean it's not your fault. Your the oldest and Ethereum what have you been up too. Don't give me that excuse. I swear to you all I will sell you faster than a doge coin after an Elon tweet