I sold 0 bitcoin over the last 3 months

My average buy price is 26k and I have never sold 1 Sat. I may regret not selling at 55k…BUT…

1st and only house: 2.65% APR and owe 165k 1 ROOMMATE (wife)

2nd house: fuck me a second house?

Daily Driver: 2017 Subaru Outback 2.9% 14,000.00

Student Loans: 29k fuck me

Private Student Loan: 11k fuck me hard

Credit Cards: 0 but I paid those off by FIAT!

I wish I got in 1200-4000 in 2017 but I was a fucktard that thought it was a scam because of bitconnect.

Good news is summer of 2020 I did my research and got buying before things took off and have just kept buying.

I don’t even own one coin but I may get there.

COME FOR MY BITCOIN and you die.

Edit: my roommate is my wife, she scolded me once she read my post.

Edit: FYI post is satirical to the one the other day about the guy selling 9 bitcoin. It’s been long enough that folks aren’t getting my joke lol.

:)