I started DCAing into crypto so that I can start smoking again

I’ve read all the success stories on this sub of people giving up their bad habits and investing the money they’ve saved into something that will better their future. Something that will improve the lives of their beautiful children. It sickens me.

I don’t want a lambo or a house or a fund to give to my non-existent (and now very improbable) children. All I want from crypto is enough invested so that my earnings can cover the costs of my smoking habit. So I can smoke however much I want, whenever I want, for however long I want.

I hope you guys realise your crypto dreams - I’ll let you know how I get on.