"I want to be crypto-rich-enough to carry my phone RAW, no case." What is your "rich enough?"

The first time I heard someone say this, it blew my mind. I put a case on my phone not because I like it, but because it protects it from physical damage. If it breaks, I wasted money.

I want to:

• Not have to spend countless energy and time looking through craigslist for beater cars, deciding if meeting up with the seller would mean I walk away with a few extra stab wounds.
• never ever have to cut coupons ever again.
• Randomly pay for someone's full grocery bill, doesn't matter how much
• Lightly, and very gently slap my boss's bald head and put in my two weeks' notice.
• Adopt a full box of orphan puppies. I don't want to choose just one.

I just want at least one of those. Is that too much to ask ????