 | Inside the time lab(I knew it could be done: I could figure out the transflux integrator and repothethizor manipulation complication. I would just have to rejig the practical mixorlator with a few tweaks to the ai and wait for the hitspin yankadoodle to underwrite the combustion injestor.) "Wait for it... Got it! Okay, time to go back!" There was a problem, though: I couldn't figure out was the dates. I could only go back in 1 year increments and the thing maxed out at 12 years. "Hmmm..." Being a crypto investor, I panic time leapt into the past by 12 years and did not dyor to figure out which year was best. Naturally, I went back and bought the top... Thankfully, I had lots of money, so it didn't seem to matter. "What does it matter if $50K gets divided by $5 or $15? I'm still going to be rich!" I told myself. I got online, sent the money in and did the deed! It was a done deal: I was now the proud owner of over 3.3K BTC! "Do you know how rich I am in the future? The world is going to know my name!" Heading into the future as a dedicated HODLerWhat they don't tell you about time travel is that over the weeks and months, your memory of the future fades away. Thanks to a vague recollection of the all time chart, I knew that there was a top somewhere around this time, in the single or double digits, and thought "well, if $15 is the top, then I'll just HODL!" I broke out the old diamond hands and pretty soon, it was back in the single digits. It kept dipping... a whole lot. Finally it found a bottom at $2. ... and that's when the trouble started. Forgetting all about that plan and becoming a traderI thought I could play the market. I was sure that the chart I saw in my head was the right one. "If I recall correctly, after it goes to $6.9, it dips to $3 and some cents. I will sell the rip and buy the dip!" I sold it all and set my buys to "tree fiddy" then waited. I waited for what felt like years. I panic cancelled the buys at one point and was almost all in at $4.20, for the culture of course, but then I thought I should stay the course and stick to my original plan, so I reset the tree fiddy buys and waited for months. Then, it happened... It went straight to $9! "It's over 9.000!!! This wasn't part of the plan!" After waiting for what felt like hours, I said to myself "It's not going back down..." as I tapped the screen waiting for it to go back where it came from. I couldn't wait any longer. I had to buy. "It's okay, I still have over 2,500 BTC. If I'm remembering this right, the top was $100K in 2021." I was going to be a billionaire! (I'm not great at math.) So then I started to wait patiently and it worked! Bitcoin jumped to over $200! I knew this was the time to do what the pros said to do and profit take. I sold 10% right away at exactly $200! 250 x 200 = ... $50K! 50 Gs! 50 Large! 50 stacks of high society! "I made back everything I invested and still have 2,300 BTC! " The party was on! I went shopping! Call me Winter Newspaper Heart I put a down payment on a tiny little house, knowing it was just a few more years until I would buy the mansion of my dreams. I started combing though catalogues and picking out models to switch my wife out for! It was awesome! Life couldn't be better! ... and that's when the FUD started coming in. Crypto is dangerous. Only criminals use it.Countries were going to ban crypto. Only criminals used it. The FBI was looking to seize it or something. It was madness! Every day a new hit piece. I read it all. Now I wasn't so sure I was in the same timeline. "Was it a dream? Is Bitcoin dying?" No, I'm sure it was real and it will happen again! I just need to trade well and I'll be okay. So before it dipped too much, I sold 100% of the remaining Bitcoin at $90. I now had over $200K to buy the dip with. I had never seen so much money! I went shopping again and took a vacation. I still had plenty to buy the dip with: over $180K! What a life! The chart was pretty erratic. How relieved was I when it was back in the $60s? So relieved! "I'll just listen to the experts on Reddit and buy in where they say I should." That plan made sense to me. Why wouldn't it? I knew that the moon was an important concept in crypto and they were always talking about the moon there. Even the Kraken was talking about it! (I didn't even know that thing could talk...) "All set" I said, with buy ins locked in for what the experts said was an inevitable return to $50! Bitcoin never dies"Dear diary, it's been 3 months and Bitcoin still hasn't gone to $50. I don't know how long it'll be before it happens. It's definitely going to happen. I'm getting a little worried but I'm sure it'll work out!" I thought maybe rebuying at a loss was a good idea but I doubled down and held true to my plan: listening to Reddit. ... "Dear diary, now it's climbed to $170! How could the Reddit experts be wrong!? 'I will never financially recover from this.'" / Part 1 [link] [comments] |
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