If 20 years from now they make a movie about Crypto, they would need to tone it down in order to be believable for audiences

• Porn stars heading billions in institutional lending
• Mysterious deaths and missing keys
• Software engineers with Asperger that had cult like following
• >100 million dollar hack every other week
• URL Links to ape jpegs worth millions
• Laser eyes
• 10000% APYs
• The hacker and money launderer who stole 2 billion dollars is also an aspiring rapper
• Food themed tokens worth billions
• Dog coins promoted by the world richest billionaire
• Running around in virtual sneakers to earn money

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Updated List

• A crypto founder fled his home country and ended up being an ambassador of another country
• A serial scammer that got his start by selling fake passports out traded the biggest hedge fund in the space

Update 2

• A city planned to be in the base of a volcano

• And finally Matt Damon starring as Matt Damon