If a 5 year university degree costs say $35,000 tuition plus accommodation/food/gas….. am I better off just buying 1 Bitcoin today, hodl for 5 years and get a degree later?

Help me, any advise please?

I hear post graduation salary is like $25,000 pre tax and thats if a grad is lucky enough to land a job somehow. Post tax is like $20,000. And this is all only happening 5 years later after getting the degree. Thats 2029 after another halving and Bitcoin will be like $1m

So should i just get 1 Bitcoin instead of 1 degree?

Advise please.