If crypto is not legal tender, I'm technically not paying for sex and so please release me, officer.

I've been told its illegal to pay for sex but my BTC isnt a legal tender, so I that makes it more like bartering, right? Show me where it says in that there rule book, that trading services between two consenting adults is illegal.

Im sure this is very embarassing for you officer, but mistakes happen to even the best of us. Just release me and dont tell my wife, and I wont report this to your superiors.

Cant wait to see in a week/month/year, whether this was the cheapest or most expensive BJ of my life - or both.