If crypto were fast food joints.

BTC: McDonald's - the og, the one and only, the big Mac

ETH: Five Guys - better than all fast food joints. Just very expensive and makes you gassy

ADA: Wendy's - this one should be self explanatory

DOGE: Taco Bell - Cheap and quick, usually get when you're fucked up

LINK: Carl's JR - good but never can break through

SOL: Subway - freaking everywhere all of a sudden, bland, but cheap and satisfying

LTC: Dairy queen - unless you're getting ice cream what are you doing?

ALGO: Burger King cause their tokenimics are a whopper

VET: Jack in the Box - good but never really think to get it.

LTO: Popeye's - the chicken sandwich is really good but you always have to wait forever

This list was made under careful deliberation, but is probably missing some please add any of your suggestions or amendments below; I was trying to think of who Arby's belonged to, but drew a blank...