I'm doing my taxes last minute and am about to just say "fuck it", this shit is ridiculous

I don't even fucking know where to begin, I am so god damned pissed off. I got lucky trading crypto last year and made a bit of money. I'm a full-time student and volunteer, so this was my only income - I made about as much as you would working a minimum wage job for a year.

So I am poor as fuck, living on my own, going to school, driving around a piece of fucking shit hoopty that barely works, and the government wants to steal my meager income, much of which went to expenses and emergencies. Fine, whatever. But of course I have to keep track of all of these hundreds of transactions myself in preparation for this tax nightmare. The exchanges are a pain in the ass to work with, and their documents are sub par. Now I attempt to file my taxes with shitty Turbotax, and they won't even let me manually input my tax nightmare, they want me to pay some bullshit fee, the bastards.

I'm about to just say fuck it, this shit is too confusing, too annoying, and too much of a pain in the ass. These motherfuckers can just audit me and send me the fucking bill, like they should be doing to begin with. Their job, not mine. You can at least do me the favor of figuring out the paperwork and exact amounts before you FUCK ME.

FUCK

Okay, so here is an edit for you people. Since I can't just fucking simply self-report easily and they must make it a massive hassle, I tried uploading reports. CSV file from Paypal doesn't work, so I tried using Koinly and Cointracker, but one doesn't work with Paypal, and the other also wouldn't accept the CSV, so I had to fucking sit there for an hour typing this bullshit in, but guess what, that was just a waste of time, because: CSV file from coinbase works, but just kidding fuck me actually, Turbotax doesn't accept that one either because it's over 400 transactions and I made more than 10k. So then I went through and deleted all of the penny transactions to get it under 400 and 10k, but then there is just some bullshit error right at the end and I can't file!!!

Seriously, what the actual fuck is this bullshit? I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOUR CUT BUT YOU LITERALLY MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO PAY YOU. And of course Turbotax bills me over $100, even though you're doing all the shit yoruself, just because crypto is involved. Billed me already but errors prevent it from filing. And on top of taxes and on top of shitty Turbotax, I would also have to pay over $100 for Koinly and friends. Fuck it then, really just fuck it, the IRS can kiss my fucking ass.