I'm long on shitcoin, and here's why (spoiler I'm the owner)

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Shitcoin ($STC)

• Rhymes: Bitcoin rhymes with shitcoin
• NFTs: Non-Fungible Turds
• Fastened supply: 21,000,000 coins, and no more could be minted
• Deflationary: Each buy/sell transaction burns tokens
• Not a rip-off: No gimmicks, no rugs, no scams

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I left these hyperlinks un hyperlinked for transparency:

Audited by Cerkrap: https://www.shitcoin69.com/Audit.pdf

Toiletpaper: https://www.shitcoin69.com/Toiletpaper.pdf

Listed on CMC: https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/shitcoin/

Verified on CMC: https://coinmarketcap.com/community/profile/Shitcoin

New York Weekly article: https://nyweekly.com/tech/how-an-unemployed-californian-created-his-own-cryptocurrency/

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Description of shitcoin:

Shitcoin is a shitcoin on the Binance Sensible Shit Chain Network that gives to index tasks, unique one-of-a-kind self-drawn NFTs, and the Shit-O-Verse where you'll be able to flex on dem hoes with custom-made NFT outfits, and bang hoes in your custom constructed NFT furniture.

You could ask your self, “why ought to I own this coin?” the availability decreases because with each NFT minted, traded, tokens traded, a small proportion of tokens are burnt from the circulating provide.

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Closing statement

Sincerely,

Shit-Toshi Cacamoto, founder of $STC

My pornHub: https://www.pornhub.com/model/shittoshi/videos

I, Shit-Toshi Cacamoto (Jacob Martin), solemnly swear by no means to scam, rug, or delicate rugshitcoin (BSC Contract: 0x28d82c4d7315c02d19562db1080a713eb5cc2639), which suggests I will never let the buyers of shitcoin lose their funding.

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Methods to buy Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJrLpu9CFx0

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