Insider tip: The market is going to skyrocket in the next 48 hours

Why you ask? How am I so certain that the price will skyrocket?

The answer is simple my dears, I am cursed, plain and simple. Whenever I buy crypto the price drops like there is no tomorrow and whenever I sell my holdings the price skyrockets like crazy. Thus, here I am doing my part for the community. Telling you that I just sold. This curse has been persistent since I have started investing in crypto. I don't see a reason it is any different than usual.

Just be sure to remember me when you make those sweet sweet gains.

Let my misery bring forth gains for you all!