It's a bullmoon, the shitposter's dream

In light of our beloved coin now being able to outperform a full time job, here's a short little poem

I sit in my chair, And I type away, My fingers flying across the keyboard, As I shitpost my way to riches.

I don't need a job, I don't need to work, I just need to shitpost, And the money will come rolling in.

I've made more money, Shitposting on Reddit, Than I ever did, Working a full time job.

It's not hard work, It's not glamorous, But it's honest work, And it pays the bills.

So if you're looking for a way to make money, and you don't mind a little tomfoolery, then I suggest you pull out a keyboard and start getting to work

You might just be surprised, At how much money you can make.

P.S this pays out more than an accounting job at a bank!! Who needs banks anymore??