"I've been heavy into crypto for 5 years"

I see this comment in almost every thread as if it's some kind of authority

Either you're lying, or you're a really bad investor. Former or latter, everyone should ignore whatever comes after it

BTC has gone up over 8000% in the last five years

ETH has gone up almost 30,000% in the last five years

If you were heavy into crypto and had half decent advice to offer, you would be in a tropical paradise and way too busy with coke and hookers to come to this cesspool of moon farming