Kraken asking about self-custody wallets?

There is some picture moving around in twitter at the moment.

Would be nice if Kraken could reply here if its real or some scam email.

If its real then... umm yikes not fan at all.

And here is joke so I get past the character amount check:

Why did the blockchain go to therapy?

Because it had too many unresolved blocks in its past! It tried to hash out its issues, but they kept coming back like a recurring nonce! It even consulted a cryptoanalyst, but the advice was encrypted in riddles. In the end, it realized it just needed to decentralize its emotions and embrace the immutable ledger of self-love!