Looking at charts shocked me yesterday

I was doing my usual degen routine of looking at charts before I go to sleep. And my god I was surprised!

I was looking at disbelief into all green and a lot of coins with bigger gains. Did I go to sleep already and will I wake up soon?

My gf was looking at me why am I staring into my phone with such disbelief. Am I texting another girl? Am I hiding another batch of purchased crypto from her again?

I showed her my phone. She laughed and said if I broke even yet.

I did not. I need more time. i need to survive for just a bit longer. 40k BTC, that is my break even point. And then a bit more to cover for reddit collectible avatars.

I got a taste of a good day yesterday. After so many months and fakling knives time after time. I got hopeful.

I kissed my gf goodnight and told her we can go somewhere the next day if I wake up rich. After so much time, I got a hopium infuson.

Looking at the lambo catalogue as we speak. Lets race together when we all get one.

Fellow degens, today marks the start of a bull run. Lets retire soon!