Marketplace for Goerli Eth

Please hear me out.

Over the past few days I have really struggled to find Goerli Eth that I can use for testing purposes. The best I can do is use the 0.2/day Alchemy Faucet. I have also tried using the pk910 faucet but this has an even lower yield.

This has immensely pissed me off to the point where I would pay money for Goerli Eth - obviously hugely discounted from the price of regular eth. As a result I was thinking about setting up a marketplace for Goerli Eth.

If you think about it from an economics perspective demand for Goerli Eth can be high as you are more likely to have to test and retest things, and because there is no point selling your goerli eth people just sit on it.

I know this is against the philosophy of a test net but I cant see another viable alternative unless of course people are perfectly happy with the Goerli eth supply they are getting in which case let me know!

Please dont roast me too hard as I do conceptually understand why this is flawed but then what are the alternatives?