Monero is so completely private, the IRS has a $625,000 cash bounty out for anyone that can crack it

If you really value privacy, you may want to be holding some Monero (XMR). This token allows for completely private transactions, so much so that the federal government's IRS is convinced people are avoiding taxes with it and has issued a cash bounty of $625,000 for anyone that can hack the token to reveal any information on who uses it. So far, no one has claimed the prize. Other government agencies are also convinced that other illegal activities are being carried out with the token due to its anonynous nature. Do you believe a completely anonymous token has a valid place in the world?