More than 500 Million people worldwide tomorrow are tuning in to watch the Super Bowl... Ads

Tomorrow millions of viewers worldwide are sitting in front of their devices. "It will be late night here in germany where i live, but i cant wait to see the exciting super bowl ads", a man from Berlin says "Who will win? CRO or FTX?".

But viewers are complaining, there is just too much sports between the commericals. "I wanna see my ad, not some guys throwing around a ball, i mean, the spirit of football is to represent a neoliberal capitalist view, why do we need this childish men on the field between our proud american ads?", one fan from New York adds.

The crypto space took over the super bowl this year. "Which means, we have to adapt our play to make sure our sponsors are happy", says an anonymous Quarterback. "Before we pass the ball to another player, we need to pay gas fees, i hope my salary is enough for that eth...?"