My calculator is in my top 15 most used apps

So I don't know about the rest of you, but I spend some of my best app moments using my calculator. Wut? That's right, my calculator. While the calculator might not sound like the most interesting of apps to use to the "casual" lay person, to an avid crypto investor and full time dreamer, for me it's a guilty pleasure tool and quasi friend. My calculator and I play out all kinds of fun scenarios with where my crypto investments might take me. I can't be the only one here?

Please, it's Sunday funday, so indulge us! How do you and your calculator secretly get it on?

Edit 1: Heads up - some damn bot or jerk downvoted every single comment! I have countered thus far by going through and upvoting every post. Such BS!

Edit 2: I use app tracking app StayFree