My mom wants to kick me out of the house because day trading is not a real job.

That's right internet friends, I've received an ultimatum: 'Get a real job, or get out'.

Apparently I have to get a "real job" within a month, or I have to move my base of operations to my van.

There's only one rational thing to do...

Explain to my mother that day trading is actually the hardest job in the world.

It ain't for everyone, it requires a set of skills:

• Knowledge - I obviously have it. I acquired extensive knowledge, during my years of losing money.

• Education - Duh? I bought the best trading courses from social media influencers, and most importantly, I have Reddit.

• A Plan - We need a trading plan, according to that master trader guy. Well I totally got one of those. I intend to buy what people say will skyrocket x100. Easy. Then there's this Bitcoin thing, we also need a couple of those. Well I sure as hell have some. Got about $120 worth of it, waiting for those x100 gains.

• Risk Management - Boy this is a big one. Is this meme coin risky? Yes. Will it pump out of nowhere and give me free money? Yes. There, risk managed.

• Time Management - I have a lot of time. This 24/7 job of mine needs time, the more the better. So according to my secret formula: Time = Money. Therefore the more time I dedicate, the more money I get. Or something like that.

• Emotional Discipline - My girlfriend left me, instead of being sad I'm going to identify the opportunity. Now that I don't spend money on her, I can spend more money on crypto. Emotional discipline!

"But you're not making any money!" - Mother shouts, disturbing my line of thought, as I write this post.

"But mother, none of my internet friends make money day trading!" - I tell her calmly, because I know that nobody makes money day trading, but nevertheless it's still a JOB.