My Portfolio Has Gone From -72.4% All-Time to -68.3%. It’s Official, The Bull Run Is Back On

If you’ve paid attention to the market lately, you’ll notice that in the last 2 days it’s up over 5%!! The is huge as it signifies market sentiment has completely changed. The S&P is up only 2%, and since 5% is bigger than 2%, I feel confident in saying we have officially decoupled from the stock market.

I know what you’re thinking- “5% in a few days isn’t that big of a change.” And yes, I agree with you, but let’s imagine the market grows 5% every 2 days for the next year. 5% of compounding interest every 2 days over a full year means $100 investment today could turn into $736,286.91 a year from today. Now that’s wife-changing money!

Why do I think this? Well, technical analysis. You see, I started my trend line 2 days ago and saw the overall change. I extended that out for a year, and arrived at my conclusion. Don't trust, verify. And since crypto is backed by math, this makes perfect sense!

I can’t believe yesterday my wife was threatening me with divorce after I cashed out my 401K and yolo'd on BONK. She was saying she couldn't be with a man so reckless with his money! Well jokes on her! When I tell her my investment is only down 68% now, she'll have to eat crow and apologize!

If you’re like me, you know the bull run is back on. Trust your heart. Take this hopium. Take out a second mortgage on your home. Get as many personal loans as you can. Max out your credit cards on crypto. Your future self will thank you.

Do not do any research. This is financial advice.