Naming my offspring after my SEED phrases so I don't forget

In this day and age we use so many usernames and passwords it is easy to lose track of them. In the case of crypto, this can be serious trouble. I am glad I found a more permanent way to keep track of my 12 seed phrases.

Just as Voldemort created Horcruxes, each carrying a piece of his soul, I decided to create 12 offspring, each would carry a piece of my SEED. The plan was almost poetic.

After finding the first willing female looking to procreate, the plan was set in motion. My SEED is strong so all it took was a few tries. My first offspring was on the way. It was then when I detected a small flaw in my plan. Modern science is not yet able to speed up the human incubation process. Taking up to 9 monts per offspring, my plan would have taken over a decade. I immediately started to look for more potential partners. Thanks to modern dating apps and the power of my SEED, it was easier done than said. One after another, more offspring were on the way. The hospital staff gave me strange looks every time I told them the babies' names. Boomers, they don't understand crypto.

Near the final stages of my plan my SEED proved especially strong, granting me 2 sets of twins. I had only needed 12 offspring, but 14 was also acceptable. The two extra names will serve as decoy words to protect my crypto from thieves.

Remember, keep your SEED safe, you can never be too safe when it comes to crypto.