Naturally, Saylor buys before a dump

The Saylor trigger strikes again, you cant make this stuff up. Saw the price dump this morning and thought it was a regular day, then the dip dipped and figured something happened. Markets were not acting erratically and it was almost exclusively crypto so checked the news.

“Microstrategy buys 6455 bitcoins”

Here i thought Saylor must’ve banged some Wall Street fellows wife and that was what was sending us. Little did i know that he had bought literally moments prior to the Binance news.

“CFTC sues Binance and CEO over regulatory violations”

Its almost Cramer-esque at this point. Saylor timing the market never fails.