Notorious B.I.G.’s “10 Crack Commandments” applied to crypto

Alright so this is biggie’s song about selling crack applied to trading crypto. Happy to make edits if you comment better interpretations.

Rule Number Uno “never let no one know how much dough you hold” -Never share your holdings

Number 2 “never let 'em know your next move” -When buying alts, don’t shill unit it’s purchased

Number 3, “never trust no-bo-dy” -DYOR

Number 4, “Never get high on your own supply” -Don’t get greedy, stick to your strategy.

Number 5, “never sell no crack where you rest at” -Don’t sell your crypto to your friends. Make them do the work to get it themselves.

Number 6, “that goddamn credit? Dead it” -Only buy what you can afford

7, “Keep your family and business completely separated. Money and blood don't mix” -Don’t tell your family to get into crypto, they likely cannot take the major swings and will blame you when it goes wrong.

Number 8, “never keep no weight on you!” -Don’t keep your holdings on centralized exchange. Cold wallet is safest.

Number 9 “If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police” -Don’t listen to YouTube scammers / Elon Musk / the person who’s name rhymes with “fax collector”

Number 10, “If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"” -Don’t invest in low trade volume alts

BONUS: outro “Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break upIf not, 24 years on the wake upSlug hit your temple” Follow these rules and you’re have all of the lambos. Don’t and your holdings will get wrecked.

Edit 1: thanks for all the upvotes and awards!! Didn’t expect that! Also changed number 9 from “max tan” to “fax collector”. Hopefully more obvious now

Edit 2: Edit 2: added BONUS as recommended by @sledrunner31

Also disclaimer: this is advice on how to sell and distribute illicit narcotics, not financial advise.