Oh boy, I met my daughter’s new bf last night and he’s a “crypto bro.”

My wife and I finally got to meet our daughter’s new boyfriend over dinner and drinks and it turned out to be interesting to say the least.

A couple drinks into the night, the guy kept checking his phone in between chit chat when I recognized the CoinGecko banner logo with red squiggly lines going across screen. I figured “Hey thats the crypto market on Coingecko, something we can bond about!”

He asked me if I was “into crypto” with a slight smug face. I said “yea been investing for a few years.” The guy proceeds to tell me how he invests in a lot of new coins because you “never know which will be fire.” Sitting there puzzled the only thing I could say is “Cool?”

Later after a few “FOMO’s” and a couple “to the moon” statements about investing by this guy he decides to tell us about one of his new ventures. Him and his gym bros are in the process of starting a crypto YouTube channel about how to “bag the sweetest NFTs.” I followed up by asking if the channel is just about NFTs and his response is “Yea bro. “NFT’s are where it’s at bro.”

My wife and I had a few chuckles on the way home but with a heartfelt uneasiness for our daughter. I wish my daughter well and I’ll stand by her whatever happens but Eric (daughters old bf) if you are out there, “I miss you lil buddy.”