Safe way to store your seed phrase?

Recently I got my credit card hacked online, and it got me skeptical about my crypto holdings safety.

Now I'm usually very cautious and careful with payments and online activity and I take a few measures for my online safety. Yet I still can't figure out how I got compromised.

But anyway that's not the issue here. I usually have my seed phrase stored on my phone as a file secured with a password.

I know some of you store your seed phrases on a piece of paper and lock it away, but that's not a very practical way, is it? I've read some of you misplaced it or lost it somehow.

I know there isnt a "perfectly safe" way to secure your seed phrases, but I would like to hear your ideas how you manage to keep such critical information safe?

EDIT: So many jokes, but a lot of good ideas as well! Some of it are: 1. Metal plates stored safely 2. Password Manager 3. Off-the-grid device 4. Safety deposit boxes in a bank 5. Someone DM me to entrust it with a lawyer! 6. Dividing the phrase to 3 different locations

EDIT2: I moved my holdings to another wallet for obvious reasons, and I am seeking advice on how to store the new phrase. Although the amount of comedy and sarcasm here is ridiculous for a post flaired "Advice", but some people genuinely helped.