Safemoon finally released the Safemoon card. You can't use it to sell your Safemoon tokens.

At this point I think whoever is still cranking levers at Safemoon needs to go and work at the Onion because their capacity for farcical comedy is simply unparalleled.

Safemoon promised a physical card in 2022 that would:

• Give token reflections to card holders
• Allow card holders to sell SFM tokens at a 2.5% tax instead of 10%
  
• Allow card holders to sell any tokens
  

The reality:

• Safemoon gutted reflections by changing the 10% tax to 1% so it's now utterly worthless - pennies per year.
• You cannot sell Safemoon or any other BSC/ETH tokens
• You can only buy BTC, ETH, BCH, LTC and XRP.
  
• It's a virtual only card
• It can only be used in the UK

At this point I'm expecting the Safemoon exchange to just be John Karony saying "You exchanged your money and your dignity for these worthless tokens, thanks!"