[Satire] X tokens the future of X. Elon Musk and X-Video announce plans for a Social Finance - X token in collaboration with X-Videos.

In an attempt to make X the everything App, Elon Musk is simultaneously onboarding both Adult Entertainment and Crypto to X via an X token in collaboration with X-Video according to a recent press release from X.

X is excited to announce we are launching an X Crypto Token. At X the everything App, we will award creators with Crypto Tokens a truly revolutionary step forward for Social Media.

In partnership with X-Videos the leader in adult entertainment - all NSFW content will earn 3x the amount of, X tokens as a regular creator.

In order to verify legitimacy of Content all NSFW Creators will be required to create an account and provide proof of identify through - X Video. In addition to providing verification you'll be able to use your X tokens to buy X premium on the X Video site. Next X token holders will receive special badges to indicate the amount of X holdings on both X and X-Video. Lastly X-Video will be hosting all NSFW content for the X Brand.

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Welcome to the future.