SEC and Coinbase Backstory: Gary Gensler's Letter to Brian Armstrong

Dear Brian, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’.

I left my wallet, my email, and my 2FA at the bottom.

I sent two Shibas back in Autumn, you must not have got ‘em.

I probably put in the wrong address or somethin’.

Sometimes I type addresses too fast when I jot ‘em.

But forget it, what’s been up man? Have we bottomed?

I bought some Ants too, I’m ‘bout to be a miner.

If I mint NFTs, guess what I’m call ‘em? I’ma name ‘em Brian.

You probably read about Kraken too, I’m sorry.

I had a friend who use to stake and play Aavegotchi.

You probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan.

I even know about the Airbnb stuff you did back then.

I got a room full of your pictures from Wikipedia, man.

I liked the stuff you did with Pro too, that stuff was phat.

Anyways, I hope you get this, man.

Hit me back, I stake AVAX.

Truly yours, you biggest devotee, this is Gary